I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
U KNOW WHAT IM WAITING FOR
IM WAITING FOR A MARAUDERS FIC WITH THE GRYFFINDORS IN DADA LEARNING ABOUT THE PATRONUS CHARM AND JAMES CASTS HIS AND OFC ITS A STAG AND LILY ROLLS HER EYES LIKE PLS POTTER A STAG JUST U WAIT MINE WILL BE A MAJESTICAL CREATURE AND SHE CASTS HERS AND ITS A DOE AND THEY’RE JUST LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE WAIT WHAT???????
AND SIRIUS IS JUST GRINNING LIKE FUCKING FINALLY MY TWO LOVE BIRDS U SEE WHAT I SEE