narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.
I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

(Source: wikingvinning)

frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking

(Source: hoppusfarm)

organicfalls:

U KNOW WHAT IM WAITING FOR

IM WAITING FOR A MARAUDERS FIC WITH THE GRYFFINDORS IN DADA LEARNING ABOUT THE PATRONUS CHARM AND JAMES CASTS HIS AND OFC ITS A STAG AND LILY ROLLS HER EYES LIKE PLS POTTER A STAG JUST U WAIT MINE WILL BE A MAJESTICAL CREATURE AND SHE CASTS HERS AND ITS A DOE AND THEY’RE JUST LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE WAIT WHAT???????

AND SIRIUS IS JUST GRINNING LIKE FUCKING FINALLY MY TWO LOVE BIRDS U SEE WHAT I SEE

She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect.